West Ham players are today considering sueing Tottenham Hotspur after their recent run of form has left the men in Claret and Blue with back-ache.
One player, who will remain anonymous, said:
A lot of the lads are suffering with bach-ache as we keep having to look down the league to see how Spurs are getting on.
If they carry on in this vein of form, our situation will only get worse and it will start to affect our performance.
West Ham currently sit in 5th place with Tottenham languishing 10 points behind, and bottom of the league.
More as it comes
Sam
funny not! wait until end of season–we’ll finish higher thanu! ZOla is a c**k!
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probably wont cover the 30 mill for cheating last season though – eh?
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Back ache goes away quite sooon but will come back again when you bend backwards to look up.
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@foff, just like you did last season? and we were crap
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and it will be nowhere near £30m. £15m if they are lucky.
anyway, sheffield united made the mistake of worrying about us cheating….and look where that got them
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Just like last season foff.
Never mind the 30 million we may have to payout, how much have you already paid out in transfers this season to get you ? oh yeah – 2 points.
And you lot should know all about backache old George, after looking up at us for most of last season.
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Actually, we are the strongest team in the league – we’re holding everyone else up!
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“theres only one carlos tevez”
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**** i will see at the end of the season you west ham ****
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west ham make me laugh, spurs are a far better team there just having a rough time at the moment and will be flying up the table soon enough after 6 games people are saying there gonna be relegated no chance ha ha
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Nice to see that someone has a sense of humour Scooby.
Rob, I don’t think THFC will be relegated. However, the fact that they are bottom of the prem means that presently they are absolute s**t. Hopefully they will stay there. If they were a far better team than WHU they would have more points. Instead they have ten less. Even my THFC mates of whom I have many admit they are s**t.
To charles Smith – whatever it is you are trying to say, best not say it.
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I know exactly what he was trying to say supernumbersix, and felt it far best edited!
COYI
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Sam, I don’t believe you. I’m sure that’s how he puts sentences together.
WHU 5th. THFC 20th. Smug? Me? Yup.
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Spurs fans know how to take a joke dont they?? The only reason peoplw love seeing spurs struggle is because every summer we have to hear the same s**t…..this is our year etc etc etc. When in reality there just not very good, i dontcare if spurs fin above us or not, i just worry about how we get on, and i think we will do ok!!!
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If a fortune teller told you NOTHING good was gonna happen to you for 28 years, how would you feel?….I was asked this question and didn’t know, so I thought go and ask some East London c*nts as they would know……………..all very lairy for a club who has won NOTHING…..NOTHING….for 28…..YEP THATS RIGHT 28 YEARS……PATHETIC, get it in now as we will still finish above you and have the chance of winning more this year, who did you get in the draw Saturday????
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Tottenham 20th… lovely jubbly!!!
i’ll be polish on thursday thats a dead cert!
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lol – pmsl – even curbuishley couldn’t face anpother season…
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Spurs are embarressing,
that multi million summer spending spree has done you lot the world of good hasnt it, on the brightside, at least you let your best two strikers go so they can play for decent teams.
bet you wish you could have kept hold of at least one of them now, or maybe Defoe, who actually scored against you at the weekend, you know scoring? That thing that pavlyachenko cannot do to save his life?
bet that arshavins glad he never joined you, i think he fancies playing premiership football next season.
Have you actually won a game this year?
Oh yer sorry, you won in that mickey mouse cup against a newcastle side that doesnt know its a**hole from its earhole, really well done with that. Theyd be bottom of the league if it wasnt for you
must be that lasagne again eh
best of luck playing milwall next year
west ham till i die
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I think this is quite funny actually, mainly because I know we will survive, we may not finish above West Ham, but lets face it, we also wont be bankrupt next season and get points deductions.
I heard the government were thinking of making you a public entity like Bradford and Bingley, but then realised at least B&B have some chance of recouping money.
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What happened at White Hart Lane last season when we were crap? we beat West Spam 4-0 and still managed to lift the Carling cup
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I’m a West Ham fan and I must admit I’m loving the current league position however Spurs are the architects of their own downfall. They sell Keane and Berbatov, rivalling any strike partnership in the Prem and settle for Pavluychenko and Bent… Spurs fans are Liverpool fans of the south, deluded c**ts.
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Gosh, look at all the happy hammers waiting in line to put the boot in on the demoralised spurs. Thats really funny. Yeah, sure, you lot are above us at the moment but you know that it won’t last. In fact you lot will be back in the lower league in the next couple of years as your history constantly shows. Talking about history, your only trophy in almost 30 years is the intertoto cup in 1999, and I dont even think you get a trophy do you, just entry into Uefa cup. God, how can anyone take you lot seriously. Enjoy your moment, it wont last and you know it!!!
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I thought it was from bending over so much.
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yeh leave it out lads, they never put the boot into us when we were struggling a couple of years ago. haha!
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I just read what ollie had to say. Oh my God what an arsehole. Keep it up sonny. Oh by the way, that mickey mouse cup that we are currently the reigning champions of is something that you have never, ever won in your entire history of trying and failing miserably to win. As i said before, intertoto cup in 1999. That will keep you spammers happy for decades to come. Oh and nice spelling matey!
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freddyfreddy, you struggle every year mate.
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I think it says a lot about West Ham fans that you’re celebrating being 5th after only 6 games. If you’re still there in 32 games time I’ll be the first to congratulate you… But I doubt it.
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We’re not celebrating the we are 5th at all. We just think its funny that you are bottom having spent a lot of money over the summer.
You’d do the same if it was us!
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Nobody has manged to answer how it feels winning nothing for 28 years?
SAM H – Celebrating that your 5th, its 6 games in, you lot had an open top bus parade when you LOST the FA CUP FINAL…..LOST! We didn’t even have one when we won the Carling Cup last year, thats what makes your club a joke, biggest joke.
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seriously spammers, u lot are punching way above your weight, stick to having footballing debates with your neighbours and closest competition millwall
whos gonna score ur goals while fatboy ashton munches on a kebab, maybe zola can play
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Gone very quiet all of sudden when I have asked people to name what they have done in the last 28 years….apart from be relegated from the Premiership twice!!! makes you a yo yo club, with a history no better than Boro and Birmingham.
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Bubble9,
really well done on the reply. bet your really chuffed with yourself. and ‘matey’? dont think so.
End of the day your bottom after spending too much money on over rated players. bottom.
6 games. no win.
im not celebrating were 5th at all, im celebrating you’re bottom.
i love it, makes my day seeing you loose.
Going to spell check me again?!
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Ollie
Why are you celebrating Bubble9′s bottom?
There’s special chat rooms for that kindo of thing
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Ollie, sums you up and what little your club has to offer when you have to get excited when we lose, and in the last 28 years you have done?????????? yo yo club sh1t!
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Just to put the whole “having spent a lot of money over the summer” comments into perspective:
Some of the figures below are estimates because the fee wasn’t disclosed – but I’m sure you get my point:
IN:-
Bostock, 700k
Modric, 15.8M
Dos Santos, 4.7M
Bentley, 17m
Gomes 8M
Sanchez, Free
Pavlyuchenko, 14M
Corluka, 8.5M
Campbell(loan)
Total: 68.7M
OUT:-
Robinson, 3.5m
Gardner, 2.5m
Kaboul, 5m (undisclosed)
Lee, Undisclosed
Tainio, See below
Malbranque, >>> Undisclosed, thought to be in region of 10m for all 3
Chimbonda, See above
Keane, 20.3M
Berbatov, 31M
Total: 72.3M
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Earlydoors, thank f*ck for someone who knows the facts, we made a 5 million profit, so in fact we didn’t spend big or small or at all, all you spammers are so jealous as you are potless, we may be bottom at the moment but form is temporary, class is permenant, and see still none of you West Ham mugs can answer what you have done in the last 28 years I would say you have pretty much once again been made to look very very silly
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I’m a West Ham fan and I can see this being a tough season for spurs. They’re simply lacking confidence and their manager is going the wrong way about their formation. 4-5-1 isn’t Spurs at all. I don’t think Pavlychenko is going to shine and a number of their players look to be sitting back. They may have cost more money, but in terms of quality, at the moment, West Ham are far better. You only have to look at the league table to know that
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i’ll tell all of you spurs monkeys what we have dome in the last 28 years. we have produced by far the best english talent in the game. we have done this consistently throughout our whole history. we do not pretend that we can win the league or reach the champions league (unlike you yids) we invest in our youth and that helps create a better future. Tottenham live in the past, you havw achieved nothing, your best players have to leave to reach better levels. all the while you still pretend to be a big club.
look at the league and tell me how big you are!
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Not to worry Spammers, I will sigh Tevez and Mascherano to dig me out of this Hole, and we can be know as the Cheating B**tards, same as yourselves.
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Why don’t you all start concentrating on the future rather than the past? its that sort of attitude thats resulted in a poor youth system and nothing to show for it since Ledley king and he’s a sicknote.
Here’s a fact for you…
Team to play on average the most english players per game last season: West Ham
Also you have finished no higher than us in the league since the 80′s (5th). The season we won the intertoto we finished 5th and were deprived of an automatic place in the competition.
U can take your carling cup and stick it up your a*se!
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no matter how low we sink it will never result in us CHEATING if it werent for cheating u’d be 5th in the championship
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also, there wasn’t a parade after the cup final wadsy.
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The economies of the world may be in turmoil and George Bush is still in the White House, but the incompetence of the Spurts somehow makes all the World’s problems go away. What a thing of beauty to see Spurs in last place!!!
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face it..spammers are useless..haha chelsea manager and assistant! drunk driver up front…when did u last win a trophy??? hahahaha!!
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Ok Wadsy the yid (nice name) I’ll tell you what we did a couple of years back that has made up for not winning much silverware. Aside from our Academy producing great footballers (let me think now, when was the last time THFC produced anything out of their academy? do they even have an academy??) and beating the Arse at the Emirates (hmmmm when was the last time THFC did that to their ACTUAL rivals at the Emirates?? Oh yeah – NEVER) I’ll tell you what we did WE BEAT YOU ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SEASON TO STOP YOU PLAYING IN THE CHAMPION’S LEAGUE WHICH WOULD HAVE MADE YOU LOADS OF MONEY AND MAYBE ATTRACTED BETTER PLAYERS AND MAY HAVE HELPED YOU ACHIEVE ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU BANG ON ABOUT (YAWN) EVERY SINGLE SEASON!!hahahahahahahahaha MUCH better than winning the carling cup. hahahahahahaha ! In fact I’d be happy to do that every year!! And you talk about cheating. Didn’t two of your manager’s (venables and ex Gooner George Graham ) get done for dodgy dealings, also seemed to remember you lot getting points deducted. We ain’t celebrating being 5th we’re just over the moon you are at the arse end of the table!!!
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Reading Wadsy’s posts I think he’s summed up spurs perfectly. The one thing they celebrate more than any other club, the one thing that means more to spurs fans than anything else… and the one word that sums them up perfectly…. History.
Pleased to see that one or twon of them do have a sense of humour and can take a wind up with a smile, shame about the rest……
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“Quote” On 09.29.08 required had this to say:
Ollie
“Why are you celebrating Bubble9’s bottom?
There’s special chat rooms for that kindo of thing”
That is the best response I have ever heard,I laughed my nuts off for 15mins, superb,thanks for making my day!!!
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I’ll tell you Spurs fans how it makes me feel that we havent won a trophy in nearly thirty years: proud im not a glory hunter. I love West Ham, its where me and my people are from and i couldn’t care less if we didnt win another trophy in my lifetime. The more you mock our great club the tougher our resilience becomes. We are real supporters something you Spurs fans obviously dont understand.
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dave_whufc21 …..or, we can take the carling cup and stick it in your empty trophy cabinet. Really, is that your finest achievement, beating the arses at the emirates and producing class players from your academy. I’m sure Man Utd, Chelsea etc are thanking you for very much for producing such fine players for them. Actually, didn’t you win the World Cup in ’66. Oh by the way ollie, I was quite chuffed thank you very much and stop celebrating my bottom, I don’t like it!
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Wadsy. your right we appear potless, but are we? Our manager and board say NO. But we have a rejuvinated club despite our legal problems and that spirit has given us a good start this season. We have not got your financial strength but a club that turns over 145M in transfers and is bottom of the league has got bigger problems than us. I saw Ramos out for a meal in Loughton the other week his body language said it all, he is pissed off . However he climbed into his porsche after his meal and made a quick getaway, I expect he’ll be doing the same from White hart lane soon.
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Like Wadsy the yid, i’d also like to thank Earlydoors for detailing the fine transfer activity of Spurs over the summer. However, lets remember that Pavlyuchenko was only bought, in order to plug the hole left by your “wantaway” strikers Keane and Berbatov.
Take these 3 unwanted deals out of the calculation and i make that a planned net outlay of £33.7m.
Now i know it’s “early doors” Earlydoors but i make that £16.85m per point – and that’s a fair old “wadsy” Wadsy !!!!
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This article has made it very clear that very few spurs boys can have a laugh! If you would just admit your not a big club then maybe there wouldn’t be so many hissy fits over a little bit of banter about your very, very, very poor start to the season?
In response to your comments;
Wadsy the yid – haha ive forgotten what you said already, it was so boring
Bubble9 – your right, it probably wont last, but we will continue to put the boot in whilst it does. why?? Well, look how it winds you up ; )
Earlydoors– were not celebrating being 5th, were celebrating spurs being 20th
Philip – what?, spurs above our weight? Im sorry, I know you would like to be as heavy as Arsenal and Chelsea but clearly, your not.
Wadsy the yid again – Your comment was boring the first time. I bet you have been banging on about it for 28 years too, Give it up!
And to finish, a little more light humour to add to sam’s tremendous article:
“Whats the difference between spurs and a triangle? A triangle has three points!”
This joke was text to me by a spurs fan a few seasons ago. Little did he know it would be sent back a few years later! HAHA
I call upon all west ham fans to enjoy every moment of this!
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You ve got back ache cause you bent over backwards trying to play football.
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is that supposed to be a joke ‘camel with the hump’?
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i may have a certain distaste for the spuds but if i’m honest…. BUT i’ve never met a WHU fan who isn’t a nob!
just one of those facts of life
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camel….that actually is one of the worst jokes I have ever heard. it doesn’t make sense. at all.
like not one bit.
none.
it’s rubbish.
i know why you’ve got the hump. it’s because you drink lots of water.
rubbish.
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Tottenham are finally being forced to face up to the fact that they pay over inflated prices for second rate pub players like Bent !
Ramos to be replaced by Keegan ? Who knows, anything is possible in the twisted and deluded world of the “oven Dodger” Oi !
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Spurs cant score
Spurs cant defend
Their Manager cant speakie de English
He doesn’t even want to be there. Then again who can blame him.
You sold your 2 best players over the Summer yet reckon you’re still on the up.
Bwahahahahahahahaha
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WE ALL LOVE WEST HAM: You still can’t amswer the question you n0b, as the answer is nothing, you have won NOTHING for 28 years, so pipe down
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Ashley buys THFC !
Ramos sent packing !
Venables returns !
Tom Huddlestone plays every game and matures in time to keep spurs up , the ghost of dave mackay , re incarnates in Huddlestone ,Hoddlestone,
Hull 2 spurs 1 Ramos sacked ! poyet goes to nuke Castle ignited !
only fools like me Dream
Then again there are a good few thousand spurs fans who have been dreaming since the sixties .
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like a typical tottenham wife, only one pair of draws and tend to stick to the bottom.
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HaHa!
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were do i start should i upset the thin hammers full of energey because zolas gone there or should i let there fans now what is going on behind the scenes. i feel like iam the only one that nows we are getting invaded by ailians.hands up how many fans are marveling at the weight loss and speed of some of the teams how hull beat arsoles how sundeland can win then get beat by a team with weaker players how spurs can have a team full of mothwatering players and still not win but can take a point of chelsea and not beat a poor pompey .its two words baby food vesus ephedrine we are the only team taking proffesor estabans food and it dont work while teams with conections with a team i reported for illegal energey are flying for 90+ plus mins and only get beat when they play other cheats and west ham have one of these ex players work it out and you will find out the team i reported
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WHEN THE NEW TESTERS ARRIVE IN 2009 GET READY FOR A SLUMP IN ENERGEY AND FORM FROM THE HEAD SCRACTHING TEAMS THAT ARE IN FALSE POSITIONS SOME MANAGERS ARE LOSING THERE JOBS BECAUSE OF CHEATS AND THIS AS HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THE MONEY FROM TV FOOTBALL IS NOW THE NEW ATHLETICS AND CYCLING OF SPORT AS DIRTY AS BOTH RUGBY CODES AND ITS ALL DOWN TO UK SPORT.K GOD THEY HAVE LOST THIS JOB AND WILL BE REPLACED NEXT YEAR AND UNTILL THEN THINGS WILL GET WORS TILL PLAYERS DIE ON THE FIELD BECAUSE THIS DRUG CAN KILL IN THREE WAYS (STARVE TO DEATH TOTAL ORGAN SHUTDOWN )HEART FAILIERE)AND STOKES)
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What are you talking about? And please don’t shout.
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Message for davspurs – your spaceship is hovering outside over a double yellow line. Please embark immediately for your trip to the planet Zod! Proffesor Estabans mothwatering food and ephedrine will be served throughout the flight, compliments of your captain and crew.
Energey filled thin Hammers worldwide, unite in wishing you a pleasant trip!
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What’s he on about?? Stokes ?? We are being invaded by Allans?? No mate we’ve just got rid of two recently. Oh, ALIENS!. Of course. Sorry I thought you said ALANS. I’m as daft as a Spurs fan’s predictions. Yes I’ll keep an eye out for the mothership. Yup.
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What is it with you spurs fans and death and disease? Wadsy there is no place for those sorts of comments here please.
What davspurs said actually doesn’t make any sense at all. Not in the slightest. If he makes comments like that on here then he can only expect to be slaughtered.
Please leave any AIDS references and ‘wishing West Ham fans would die’ references at the door.
Davspurs seems to think there’s a mothership going to be landing at some point soon, perhaps you should get to know him a bit?
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Wadsy…
How about the person who owns and runs the blog.
See you later.
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Oh Wadsy. Why so angry? Why so sad? Open forums are for a bit of friendly banter between rivals. No matter what you’ve been taught to think at school, It’s not war, it’s not about death, or wishing ill of someone. Even Sheffield United Director’s and ex manager’s. Even THFC fans.
But it IS Sam’s forum so I reckon if he wants you to moderate your evil filth, you should. Better still just go away.
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[...] It’s good to see that the Harry turnaround is really in full swing now – all the best down there Harry, you fit right in. Enough about Harry ‘the money-grabber’ Redknapp and Spurs wanting all our players, it’s giving me back-ache. [...]
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